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Shammy's Comprehensive E3 2005 Gaming Wrap-UP.
| Posted by DJ Shamrock on May 21st 05 01:00 AM
After 80+ hours of research online, at hundreds of different game websites researching every single game at E3 2005, I truely believe I have done the most indepth E3 wrap-up article on the internet. No need to waste your time with those IGN, Gamespy so called "reporters" giving you the "scoop" on what's "hot" in "gaming" whilst trying to make this "sentence" as long as "posible" by using "quotes" to make my words "seem" as "important" as those other game reporting "duechbags". Everything you want to know about the next year of gaming and what to expect in the future has been compressed into one paragraph for easy reference.

Here we go:

X-Box 360 is gay. PS 720 is cool but the controller is Liberace gay. Nintendo Revolution is gay. All the next gen console makers are fucking liars. Unreal Engine is megaroxors. Battlefield 2 is going to be crack addictive. Half-Life 2 expansion is not worth the wait. AOE 3 is gonna rock. Stalker is old and busted and never coming out. Quake 4 is gay and you will buy it. Huxley owns. UT2007 looks great but is just UT2004 with more eye candy. Elder Scrolls Oblivion is supposed to be great, but I still think it will be alittle less gay than LOTR Online. Prey looks interesting, but it looked interesting 10 years ago too. Company of Heroes is Call of Duty in RTS form. Call of Duty 2 is gonna rock. Alan Wake might be gay. Black and White 2 is gay. Call of Chichilla is...vaporware. Prince of Persia 3 is gay. F.E.A.R. should be awesome. Civ 4 should definately be fun.

The End.
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